EPISODE 74: RAMPAGE
ABOUT: Ultraviolet kills every single member of the Yóri mo takái.
Continued from Episode 73. Eight Dark Elder asked, "What did you just say young lady?" Isis in a very secure voice and attitude, "I'm going to kill you, all nine of you." The nine dark elders laugh. Isis approaches the first dark elder and plays with his baldhead. "You all are going to pay for the pain you caused me," she said.
Isis approaches the first Dark Elder. She polishes the first dark elder's head. She kisses his head. He yelled, "Get your hands off me!" Their reflections glimmered on the shinny arced table. Isis walking between the first and second dark elder with her hands like Jerry Seinfeld puts them. "I want to thank you guys for what you did to Nikolud. You took control over his mother to make her kill her husband leaving Nikolud fatherless." Second Dark Elder says very snotty, "That was not our fault. She brought it to herself by marrying a human, a good one at that." Isis pushes the second dark elder's head down fast and it smashes on the table and it bleeds to death. "Just like watermelon," she commented.
The other dark elders gasp and they suddenly can't speak anymore. Isis raises her hand with a shiny blue light coming from her hand. "As you may have noticed, you cannot speak or move I have hindered your freedom to talk and move," Isis said. Isis gets a long sword and runs it through the back of the Third Dark Elder's head and it pops out on his forehead. "That's for kidnapping Candace's family and brainwashing Morris, her brother," Isis said. Isis pulls the sword out the Third Dark Elder's head and looks at it. "Your blood is different from a human's. It's more like Grape jelly." Isis slices the Fourth Dark Elder's head. "Now for the fourth, this is for sending a warrant for every criminal in the universe to kill us."
Meanwhile in who knows where… Keiken Black, Pink, Green, Red and Yellow on unknown territory, lying in different directions, waking up from landing there from the blow Isis sent them away. "Damn, that was quite a wallop," Keiken Pink said. Yellow commented, "Remind me to get the license number of that truck!" "Isis does means business. She definitely wants us to stay away," Black said. "Maybe she has an alternative plan," Keiken Green said. Yellow asked, "What do you mean?" "She may be fooling them. She might turn on them," Green said. Keiken Black looking up at the sky (outer space). "I sure hope she doesn't do anything rash," he said. "Hope she isn't losing her mind," Pink said.
Isis slices the rest of the Fourth Dark Elder. "For the rogue knights of Hadaquin! For the Agent! For the clones!" Isis whispers in the Fifth Dark Elder's ear. "Hi there big boy," Isis said sensually. The Fifth Dark Elder is very grumpy looking. He thought to himself, "You insolent child, you do not what force you are messing with. These petty temper tantrums will not be tolerated with." Isis being a smart-ass said, " Oh, I know who I am messing with, the WA-hoo." Sarcastically she said, "Big whoop." Isis makes the Fifth Dark Elder's head huge. Isis said, "Big brain. Big brain. Big brain goes pop!" Fifth Dark Elder's eyes become big and bulging. His head blows up. Isis plays with the leftover goo.
Isis gets up and stands on the table looking at the frightened First, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth and Ninth Dark Elder. Isis said in a very bimbo-like tone, "Oh! I am not done!" Isis kicks her shoe into the Sixth Dark Elder's mouth. She pokes out his eyes. Isis puts the Sixth Dark Elder's eyes in a martini glass and drinks it. "Good martini. I can see everything so clear now," Isis said. Isis shakes around crazily. The Sixth Dark Elder is lifted up in the air. The sixth dark elder is turned inside out. Blood spills everywhere. "That's for sending the Untitled after me and sending Shuudan away."
Isis claps her hands in joy, sitting on the table. "What fun! Let's do that again!"
She brings the Sixth Dark Elder back to life. He screams. She crawls to him like a lion on the prowl from the table. The First Dark Elder was still there. The First Dark Elder sweating in fear of Isis. His feet shook in eternal solid fear. There is poop crawling from below him. Brown liquid fell on the floor making a pile of primordial ooze. It is alive. The shit monster came out of the ooze.
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OF THE SEVENTY-FOURTH EPISODE-
ON THE NEXT KEIKENRANGERS...
A vial creature is released.